NEW NICKNAME
Daddy Bear: "I think I need to find a new nickname for you..." 😀
Mommy Bear: "Why?" 😅
Daddy Bear: "I've been calling you 'baby', in the UK it's just cheesy..." 🥴
Mommy Bear: "err... then what are you gonna call me?" 🤔
Daddy Bear: "hmmm...my new favourite word in Bahasa..."
"Amplop!" 🤗
Mommy Bear: "No fanks!" 😌
*Amplop means Envelope in Bahasa Indonesia.
TEH PUC*K
Mommy Bear: “Can you please buy some tea in the bottles? 😚
Daddy Bear: “Sure!” 😉
Mommy Bear: “What is it again? The one with the red plastic brand. I forgot”. 🤔
Daddy Bear: “Teh pocong”. 🤨
*Teh means tea in bahasa Indonesia, ‘teh puc*k’ is a brand.
*Pocong is the Indonesian ghost legend.
CONDENSED MILK
Mommy Bear: “Baby, can you please buy me a can of milk? Just tell them in bahasa susu-kental-manis”. 🤗
Daddy Bear: “Are you teaching me a bad word?” 😏
Mommy Bear: “Whooott!?” 😅
*Kont*l means pen*s in Bahasa Indonesia.
*Ternyata doi ga bisa bedain kental dan kont*l.
COOKING TISSUE
Izzy Bear: *chewing a tiny bit of tissue* 🤧
Daddy Bear: “Izzy, jangan masak tissue”. 🥵
Mommy Bear: “She is 7mo, she can’t even walk, how can she cook already!?” 😩
*masak means cook, makan means eat, what Daddy meant was makan.
(FYI, this writing will be updated every time Mommy Bear has an amusing conversation with Daddy Bear).
Comments
Post a Comment